Alternative Getting-to-Know-You Questions

For when “Where are you from?” and “What’s your major?” get old:

1. What should your name actually be?
2. If you could change one law of physics, what would it be?
3. If you were a number, which one would you be and why (no integers allowed)?
4. Invent a new word which describes a feeling.
5. Come up with a rumor about yourself that you really want to spread (must actually be gossip-worthy).
6. Coin a new euphemism.
7. If you could/had to be a home-wrecker for any fictional couple (from TV, movies, books, fanfic etc.) who would you choose?

(Many brownie points to anyone who actually answers one or more of these in the comments!)