Just exercising my freedom of speech super hard as part of the 30 Days to Totally Ripped Freedoms program! Mainstream media: unless you believe in censorship, I expect that these beliefs will be given equal space and consideration as any competing theory.
- You haven’t lived until you’ve tried my ravioli–literally. Legal rights of personhood should only be extended to those who have already consumed my ravioli.
- People with unattached earlobes are intellectually and morally inferior to people with attached earlobes.
- It should be a punishable offense for gay men to become uncles.
- No one should be allowed to graduate college without being able to roll their tongue.
- Daylight savings time should go the other way.
- Fireworks were actually invented by the Welsh in the 1950s.
- Employers should make all hiring decisions on the basis of alphabetical order.
- Extramarital sex is the only morally permissible type of sex.
- Pig ownership should be for everyone.
- Young children should not be exposed to pants.
Remember, all opinions are created equal! #Balance