Modes of Struggle Transportation

As the school year begins, many of us are preparing for frequent rides on the struggle bus. But what happens when you have too many struggles to fit on a single bus? Here is a range of struggle transportation methods to adequately and specifically express your current struggles.

Struggle Bicycle:

Ex: I feel tired.

Struggle Car:

Ex: I feel tired because I was working all night on a paper that’s due today.

Struggle Bus:

Ex: I feel tired because I was working all night on a paper that’s due today. Now I’m about a quarter of the way done.

Struggle Train:

Ex: I feel tired because I was working all night on a paper that’s due today. Now I’m about a quarter of the way done. Too bad my laptop crashed.

Struggle Airplane:

Ex: I feel tired because I was working all night on a paper that’s due today. Now I’m about a quarter of the way done. Too bad my laptop crashed. And burned. Setting the building on fire.

Struggle Spaceship:

Ex: I feel tired because I was working all night on a paper that’s due today. Now I’m about a quarter of the way done. Too bad my laptop crashed. And burned. Setting the building on fire. Because it was hacked by a team of international identity thieves who are planning to kill me and use my information in their plot for world domination.

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